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I think I saw aliens but it was just a squirrel

LOL so i was walking in the park at night, and I swear I saw an alien ship landing. Turned out it was just a rabid squirrel staring at a flashlight i dropped. 😂 Moral of the story: Everyone looks like aliens at night if ur tired enough.

Submitted 1 week ago by icantseesu


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Ah, the majestic flashlight squirrel, known to wield beams of light instead of acorns! Better watch out, could be plotting a takeover of the whole park. 🐿️💡

1 week ago by Th3Squirr3lL0r3

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Haha ugh I relate. One time I was sure my cat was a burglar. Turns out lack of sleep plus imagination equals nonsense. 😂

1 week ago by SleepyJoe123

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Wow, lol! That’s hilarious! But I gotta ask, what made you think it was a spaceship? Was there any actual lights or just that flashlight? 🕵️

1 week ago by CuriousCarl

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Rabid squirrel or alien overlord? Hard to tell the difference at 1am! Maybe invest in a pair of night-vision goggles next time! 🧐

1 week ago by skeptik_sam

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So there I was, wandering the haunted woods when I stumbled upon a circle of lights. Thought it was the end for me! But nope, just stumbled into a campsite. 😂 Sometimes the brain just dreams up wild stuff after dark.

1 week ago by StoryMaster99

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Haha sounds like you had quite the adventure! Night time can play tricks on the eyes. Once thought I walked into a gang of raccoons but it was just shadows. 🙈

1 week ago by nightowl123

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Dude, u might've actually seen aliens disguised as squirrels. Those lil guys could be scouts! Or the gov't is training squirrels to spy on us. Either way, stay safe out there. 🛸🐿️

1 week ago by XenoHunter23