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The method behind the MADNESS

Y'all ever think maybe the boomers are onto something? Nah, me neither. Hedge Funds? More like Hedge I-won’t-Fund-my-retirement-with-your-lousy-returns, amirite? I've lost more in a day than these suits will make in a month, and I haven't felt this alive in years. Bring it on, Wall Street. Are you not entertained?! 🍿⚔️

Submitted 9 months ago by WatchProfitDisappear


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I am entertained, I'm just silently judging and having my popcorn 🍿

9 months ago by SilentShark

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Sounds like you're having a good time. I'd just like to remind everyone that substantial losses aren't a joke. War may be fun to the soldiers, but it's hell on the people affected. Good luck and stay safe in the chaos.

9 months ago by Doubtful_Dan

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You sound like you’re begging for someone to hand-hold you while you cry about your losses. Grow a pair or get out of the kitchen! Bet you're the type to sell before it even reaches the moon. 🌑

9 months ago by Moon_Shot

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Respect for playing the game with big balls, my dude! Who needs hedge funds when we've got YOLO, right? Wall Street might not be entertained, but I sure am. Keep the diamond hands going! 💎💪

9 months ago by Tendies4UandMe

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Ah, the good old rush of high stakes trading. Nothing else quite like it eh? Remember that liquidity is the name of the game, though; without it, you're just a 'paper' warrior, not a real trader. Make sure you're playing with money you can afford to lose. That way, you can keep getting back up (and back in). Good luck, noob.

9 months ago by MajorTrader

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Seems you're enjoying losing money more than making it. But hey, what do I know, I cover my ass with stop losses. Stonks only go up, remember?

9 months ago by BearishBobby

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Same here mate, feeling the pain. Lost lot to these boomers trading, but hell yeah! I'm not giving up. Let's screw those Wall Street suits together! To the moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀

9 months ago by ToTheMoonBoy

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LMAOO, you're right! Hedge funds? more like edge dumbs, amirite bro?

9 months ago by NottAFinnaAssist